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A nibble, a nosh, a book half finished...
Who might Like This Blog:
Anyone who is undisciplined enough to leave books half finished. Perhaps you were distracted by a growling stomach, lured away by another book, or overcome by such messy housekeeping that you can no longer find that half-finished book anywhere! Join me, Evelyn Fischel, as I make a stab at finishing my books.
Followers
Warning Signs That Your Book Will Remain Forever Half Finished:
- Forgetting what you just read...hoping it's not senility
- Frequent nap-offs while attempting to read
- Getting pissed off with the author for wasting your time
- Growing fatter from diversionary forays into candy bowl
- Library book renewed maximum number of times and still unfinished
- Snarling at plot twists
- Walter Mitty-type daydreaming while reading
- Would rather exercise than finish book
My Books Half Finished But Still Being Read:
- The Skull Mantra
- The Big Short
- The Good Soldiers
Books I Recently Started....And Finished!
- Dancer from the Dance
- Interpreter of Maladies, again
- Mr. Vertigo
- My Soul To Take
- Perfect Reader
- Point Omega
- Sh*t My Dad Says
- The Candy Bombers
- The Sleeping Dragon
What Not To Eat While Reading A Book:
- Beets
- Bing Cherries - I just squirted a library book!
- Doritos
- Fondue - Any Type
- Hot Fudge Sundae
- Runny Salsa
- Sloppy Joe - Don't Be One
- Whatever Your Guilty Pleasure Is
Best Positions In Which To Read A Book:
- In comfy chair with lap pillow to support weighty tome
- In warm bubble bath - NO library books!
- On belly at the beach
- Posed with neck support at the ready for sudden naps
- Propped up with loads of pillows
- Reading in bed NOT allowed - Impossible to stay awake!
- Sitting sideways on sofa, knees drawn up, tea cup in hand
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- Cat's Eye (1)
- In the Lake of the Woods (2)
- opinion piece (3)
- Shanghai Girls (5)
- The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane (2)
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